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Anniversary of the January 6th Insurrection coming up, the news was all over it this morning.

Though it still pisses me off that those homegrown terrorists were initially treated with kid gloves, as opposed to how BLM protesters would have been and were indeed handled, it’s good to know the powers that be are making a concerted effort at uncovering the identity of those involved — hold them accountable for their actions.

Seeing a video of one of the most wanted this morning, seeing how the heavily clothed (to hide their identity) individual was kinda walking on tippy toes at one point, I all of a sudden heard Ms. Swan in my head saying, He looka like a girl.

Some of you might remember Ms. Swan of bygone years — the kooky character on MadTV that, when asked to identify someone in detail, would always frustrate the interviewer with "He looka like a man".

Later on in this morning's broadcast, one of the speakers did indicate they were not certain of looking for a man or a woman, but I see female and a female who is probably sweating bullets, just waiting for the hammer to drop because she knows somebody knows who she is.

Hopefully, it’s just a matter of time before someone rats her out, and karma catches up with her, and all others involved.

After running errands yesterday, I popped into the market and overheard an interesting (disturbing?) conversation.

"I just tested positive for Covid. This is just between us for now" said the speaker into his phone.

Between you, whoever you’re leaving a message for and now ME, thought I, as I waited for him to clear the area, so I’d not be anywhere near when I grabbed a box of cornmeal.

The speaker was a young man, early 20’s, and was obviously leaving a message because there was no back-and-forth conversation. Just a quick message because, as those words were spoken, he became aware someone (me) had turned the corner, was behind him and had probably heard.

He quickly shut down the phone and took off out of the isle like The Flash.

Did he flee because he was embarrassed to have been heard OR because he knew he should NOT have been in the market?

I don’t know, but at least he was wearing a mask.